Join The Neuro-Spicy Academy
Create a Business That Works Because of Who You Are (Not in Spite of It)
You’re not broken. You’re a trailblazer built for a different path. Let’s build the company that finally fits it
After two years of walking beside real neuro‑spicy founders, we rebuilt the Neuro‑Spicy Academy from the ground up. Every lesson, template, tool, and support system has been redesigned for the way our brains actually work.
When you’re ready, your path is waiting....
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You’ve Been Charting Your Own Course — Now It’s Time for a Better Map
Building a business while neurodivergent isn’t just challenging — it’s like being handed a broken compass and told to “try harder.”
Yet here you are, still moving.
You invested time, energy, and heart into rules that never made sense for your mind.
You tried “productivity hacks” built for people who don’t burn out after one bad week.
You masked brilliance, muted needs, and called it success — until it wasn’t.
You’re not broken or lazy. You’ve been playing an impossible game and still kept going. Now it’s time to stop surviving broken systems and start building something that finally fits.
Your next chapter shouldn’t wait for the “perfect” moment...
A Better Map. A Clearer Path.
A Business That Finally Fits.
You don’t need another course that assumes you’re just missing some secret will‑power pill. You need a guided journey designed for the way your brain fires.
That’s exactly what the Yellow Brick Road inside the Neuro‑Spicy Academy delivers: a step‑by‑step system that’s structured and flexible, clear and shame‑free.
No more piecing together random advice. No more forcing yourself into neurotypical boxes. No more burnout chasing someone else’s version of success.
The Road is here. The map is ready. The first step is yours.
What You'll Get Inside The New Academy
Every great adventure needs a map, the right gear, and trusted guides. Inside you’ll find them all.
The Yellow Brick Road Curriculum
A step‑by‑step roadmap that brings crystal clarity, attracts right‑fit clients, and lays a sustainable, perfectly‑aligned business foundation.
Weekly Momentum Calls
Live, coach‑led sessions that anchor your week with accountability and keep your projects moving—no matter how spicy your brain feels.
All-in-One Business Software (Powered by FableForge)
Every slice of FableForge‑powered magic—funnels, websites, email & SMS marketing, CRM, automations, calendars, invoices, analytics, and more—runs from a single software, so tech chaos and bloated tech costs never slows your momentum.
Private Community Hub + Virtual Campus
An immersive SoWork campus with your own office, customizable avatar (and yes, adorable pets!), plus coworking, rec zones, and live classrooms—so you can drop in to work, learn, or just hang out with fellow founders in ways a Zoom room could never match.
Expert Mentor Access
Group‑based mentor access through live sessions and our private community rooms with specialists in strategy, marketing, operations, mindset, and self‑care, so guidance is always within reach.
Bonus Expert Trainings
Fresh, laser‑focused sessions from mentors and guest pros that drop new skills and fresh perspectives into your toolbox — ready when you need them.
Momentum Journal & Reflection Tools
Guided prompts that track your wins, spotlight progress, and build the motivation loop neuro‑spicy brains thrive on.
Business & Operations Templates
Swipe‑and‑customize SOPs, spreadsheets, and docs that shave hours off setup, letting you stay in your zone of genius.
Workshops, Courses, & Masterclasses
Deep‑dive experiences that grow specific skills fast and hand you an immediate action plan.
Bonus SOPs, Swipe Files, and Resources
Plug‑and‑play resources that turn “how do I start?” into “already done.”
All of the above for $195 / month — locked in for as long as you stay an active student.
Is The Neuro-Spicy Academy Right for You?
Not every entrepreneur is ready for this journey — and that’s okay. Here's who this path is built for (and who it’s not).
🌟 The Academy Is For Trailblazers Who...
Are ready to build a business that honors their brain, values, and vision.
Will show up, take messy action, and keep moving — perfection optional.
Crave real structure and real support without hustle‑culture shame.
Want to stop surviving broken systems and start building what fits.
🚫 It's Not For You If...
You want a quick‑fix, one‑size‑fits‑all formula.
You’re waiting for motivation instead of creating it through action.
You expect someone else to build your dream for you.
You prefer a traditional, neurotypical‑centered business program.
If you’re still reading, odds are you belong here.
Ready to Start Your Journey?
Here’s How It Works....
Enroll Instantly — Put in your info, pick your payment option, and create your login.
Immediate Access — You’ll land inside the virtual campus with a short Orientation that sets you up for success.
Walk the Yellow Brick Road — Start Stage 1 the very same day or stroll in at your own pace.
Weekly Momentum — Join live calls, coworking sessions, and drop questions for mentors any time.
That’s it — no application, no waiting list. Your journey starts the moment you’re ready.
Need to talk it out first?
Book a Curiosity Call — zero pressure, real humans.
Meet Your Mentor Team
Our mentors aren’t arm‑chair experts—they’re active entrepreneurs who adapt their lessons for neurodivergent brains and teach what’s working right now. When you need deeper help in a specific area, they’re a DM or live call away.
Christina "Blue" Hooper
Business Design & Strategic Planning
"Mindset" Melanie Branch
Mindset, Motivation, & Neuro-Spicy Self-Care
Victoria "Queen V" Caldwell
Leadership, Teams, Operations
Adriana Richardson
Business Systems & Exit Planning
Antoinette Apolon
aka Red Lotus Chic
Real Estate & Credit Repair
Chañel Robe
Client Process & Change Management
Courtney Martin
Bookkeeping & Financial Clarity for Neuro-Spicys
Danielle Wilson
Sales Strategies & Systems for People Who Hate Selling
Kristina "KTina" Proctor
Time Management & Personal Systems
Pam Langord
M.A.G.I.C. Marketing & Funnel Strategist
Rhiannon Neuharth,
CFNC, CTIC
Nutrition & MTHFR Coach
Yari Velazquez
FableForge & HighLevel Tech Specialist
You Don’t Have to Do This Alone
If you’re ready to build your business alongside mentors who actually get it, your journey starts now.
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Still Have Questions? We've Got You!
Here's what other trailblazers have asked before stepping onto the road...
Frequently Wondered Things...
When can I start?
Today. Orientation unlocks as soon as you enroll.
How much does it cost? Will the price go up?
Tuition is only $195/month or $45/week — and you’ll lock in that rate for as long as you stay enrolled as an active student.
Tuition will increase, that's the nature of business. You should be raising your prices as you grow too. BUT, that's not a reason to "buy now before the price goes up."
I want to be real with you.
The price isn’t going up anytime soon.
The doors aren’t closing (although we only onboard a few clients a month because of the personalized nature of our onboarding).
There’s no disappearing bonus.
And if that’s what it takes to convince you, you’re not right for this program.
The people in this program understand the value of getting the right help, at the right time for them, in a way that serves their needs and goals.
Can I cancel any time?
Yep. One click inside your portal. No hoops.
How much time will this actually take?
Plan on ~3–5 hours/week and 18 months to walk the full Road. Sprint or stroll — your pace.
Can I go at my own pace?
Yes and no. The Yellow Brick Road is designed to be done in order — each stage builds on the last — but you can move as fast or slow as your life allows. We’ll be here with reminders, encouragement, and a clear path back if you need to pause.
Plus, you can revisit lessons anytime and dive into other standalone courses whenever a specific need pops up — like Story-Selling Slides when you need to create a presentation
What if my brain does weird brain things halfway through?
First: welcome, friend. You’re in the right place. 🧠✨
The Academy is built with flexibility, grace, and backup plans because... same.
You’ll have live support from Momentum Calls, Mentors, and the Community Hub — so if your brain needs a reroute, we’ve got you.
Feeling confident that this is the right move? Sign up and let's goooooo!
Still feeling a little wobbly? Book a Curiosity Call — no pressure, no awkward sales pitch, just real humans helping you find your best next step (even if it's not us).
Your Adventure Starts Here!
You’re closer than you think.
The map is ready. The mentors are ready. Your next chapter is waiting.
All that’s left is your yes.
If you’re ready to build a business that feels like it was made for you — with a team that truly understands and a path designed to fit — this is your invitation.
We can’t wait to walk this journey with you.
🚀 Your clarity is waiting. Let’s go.
What others are saying...
What we just witnessed was freakin' amazing. It was inspiring! This is why we watch sports, because it's fun to watch a person at the pinnacle of something. It's fun to watch someone who's sculpted themselves into a paragon of excellence. What you just did — it felt like magic. That was awesome.
— Kasim Aslam
"My Brain Gets It!"
I’m working on the Content Ecosystem Map we were talking about last night… it is SO much better for me to see it this way… at least right now.
I’m working with ChatGPT and it is actually fun work and gets me excited.
Thanks so much for this… my brain gets it!!!!
— Gwen S.
"I was able to say it with confidence!"
I was a little nervous yesterday, but right out of the gate she asked what it is I do. Having had to practice this statement with you was more beneficial than I could have imagined.
I was able to say it with confidence and elaborate easily.
So, thank you!
— Yari V.
I really love the way that Christina teaches her information. She is a no-fluff type of teacher.
She gets right to the juicy stuff. I really enjoyed the trainings and got a lot of out of them and was able to implement them immediately.
— Manny Torres
"So glad I made this investment in myself."
I was astonished and delighted to find Melanie (a purple and pink-haired, tattooed, potty-mouthed, neuro-divergent entrepreneur who is walking the walk while talking the talk!!).
How did I get so lucky? Our time together has helped me redesign my approach to work so that it actually works for me and my beautiful, buzzy brain! I work less, schedule the right things at the right times, and get more accomplished.
Melanie offered a ton of deceptively simple and highly impactful tools, tips, and techniques to add back joy and fun to running a business, while also reducing self-doubt and spin-outs. It's clear that Melanie really listens, really cares, and really shows up during coaching sessions. She makes making changes feel doable and helps you celebrate those changes along the way.
— Jessica M.
"I loved every minute of working with Victoria..."
...and would recommend anyone who has a project that they care about to consider working with Victoria and Team Impress
Victoria is one of the few people (maybe the only one) who I would allow to manage me. She is able to ask the right questions and articulate exactly what is required for a project. Working with Victoria and her team has been one of the best experiences of my working career - I have been pushed to places that I was uncomfortable to go to but knew were right for me and the project.
Victoria and her team always knew that and were able to communicate it to me in a way that gently nudged me along to get me to where I needed to be to deliver a game changing project.Victoria is sensitive, skilled and believed in me and the project we worked on with a level of intensity and dedication that I have rarely experienced. As a previous project director I know how hard it is to manage something complicated and the fact that Victoria was able to do it with such sophistication is testimony to her skill.
— Saiyyidah Z.
"This wouldn't have been possible without... The Academy."
I’m celebrating a partnership! We had a meeting today and it went amazingly well. Now we have a VERY lucrative partnership. My new partner will be adding me to their resource page, my services will be offered on every discovery call, and they will do a social media blast announcing our partnership.
What’s best of all is they don’t have anyone like me, no other marketing company 🎉The cherry on top… they work with franchises!
💗 This wouldn’t have been possible without the resources and guidance I got from the mentors at The Academy.
— Yari V.
YES! Christina you're my new favorite expert. I've learned so much from you just in the short time that I've been working with you and I've just been absolutely thrilled with everything that we've done together and I hope to continue working with you in the future.
— Kristin Cales
"I’m writing this in my journal of wins!"
Just had a (paid) call with a new client — she’s level one of my avatar — and the call was so chaotic (to me anyway) and I felt like I really sucked (hello imposter syndrome), but then she said ‘oh my god where have you been all my life’ and was so excited to work together and said this was the most helpful thing she’s had in a while.I was like whatttttt!? I’m writing this in my journal of wins!
— Jade V.
"Thanks to The Academy..."
Wins for this week thanks to The Academy… a client extended their contract for 2 months, launched my Full Focus February that offers accountability along with productivity training, and meeting with someone TODAY about a possible partnership!!
— Kristina P.
10 out of 10 any day of the week — I'm always willing to learn something from Christina. Very valuable expert and she really knows her stuff, especially on the content side. I really appreciate you.
Thank you so much and I can't wait to get ready to implement this stuff.
— Louis Newkirk
"The most insightful, inspiring, and eye opening call I can recall ever having"
Christina, thank you so much for spending all that time with me on the call today! It was the most insightful, inspiring, and eye opening call I can recall ever having. I have already started working on my homework assignment by reaching out to a couple of my contacts in my network that own SaaS businesses. Hopefully they will say yes!
I am so ready to follow the path you laid out for me and thanks to you, I am confident that I can be successful under your tutelege.
I also signed up for your free academy course and am fired up to get moving on that too! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
— Wolf B.
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