The Neuro-Spicy Academy
You Don’t Need to Change Who You Are to Succeed in Business
The Neuro-Spicy Academy is a business school built for brilliantly-wired brains.
If you’re ADHD, autistic, or otherwise uniquely wired — you’re not broken. You’re just built for a different kind of path. This is where you learn how to build a business that actually fits. Start when you’re ready. We’d love to have you.
You Belong Here If You Are...
A visionary with more ideas than clear next steps
Stuck in feast‑or‑famine income (or frozen before the first sale)
Exhausted by advice that ignores your brain, goals, or life realities
Craving real support—minus micromanaging, guilt, or shame
Over‑researching every decision and longing for a clear north‑star roadmap
Ready to trade burnout cycles for a business that sustains you
This is your invitation to stop going it alone and build something that fits.
And You Want a School That...
Skips binge‑watch courses and gets you into focused action
Gives you a clear, stage‑based roadmap—no “what now?” guessing
Never asks you to mask or “act like a traditional CEO”
Serves info in small, ADHD‑friendly bites with visuals & checklists
Pairs on‑demand lessons with live feedback from neuro‑spicy mentors
Offers step‑by‑step support no matter where you’re starting
Your brain doesn’t need more content—it needs transformation designed for how you think.
Why It Works (When Other Programs Haven’t)
Most programs expect you to work against your wiring.
We designed ours around it.
No catch‑up culture. Go at your pace; skip the burnout guilt.
Roadmap over roulette. Follow a flexible stage plan instead of random tactics.
Support, not just info. Real humans answer real questions—no more “DIY and hope.”
We help you build a business that feels good and actually works.
"So glad I made this investment in myself."
I was astonished and delighted to find Melanie (a purple and pink-haired, tattooed, potty-mouthed, neuro-divergent entrepreneur who is walking the walk while talking the talk!!).
How did I get so lucky? Our time together has helped me redesign my approach to work so that it actually works for me and my beautiful, buzzy brain! I work less, schedule the right things at the right times, and get more accomplished.
Melanie offered a ton of deceptively simple and highly impactful tools, tips, and techniques to add back joy and fun to running a business, while also reducing self-doubt and spin-outs. It's clear that Melanie really listens, really cares, and really shows up during coaching sessions. She makes making changes feel doable and helps you celebrate those changes along the way.
— Jessica M.
What's Included...?
Your tuition includes everything you need to build a sustainable, scalable business you actually want to run:
The Yellow Brick Road Course
A step‑by‑step business‑design path that takes you from “Who am I serving?” to enrolling your first 10 case‑study clients with confidence.
Expert-Led Bonus Courses
Deep‑dive trainings from mentors who walk the walk—affiliate marketing, sales that convert, ADHD‑friendly nutrition, systems for scale, and more. Take what you need, when you need it.
Weekly Momentum Calls
Live planning sessions, focused co‑working, and group coaching that keep you on track, energized, and accountable.
Expert Mentor Access
Marketing, mindset, ops, finance—the pros are in the room with you so you get answers in minutes, not months.
Community Hub + Virtual Campus
A cozy, pressure‑free space to connect, get feedback, and feel seen—24/7, on your schedule.
Custom Progress Tracking
Momentum journals, reflection tools, and gentle check‑ins so you can see your wins (even when your brain says you’re behind).
Templates, Tools & Swipe Files
Plug‑and‑play resources that let you launch faster, write easier, and build smarter—no blank‑page panic.
What we just witnessed was freakin' amazing. It was inspiring! This is why we watch sports, because it's fun to watch a person at the pinnacle of something. It's fun to watch someone who's sculpted themselves into a paragon of excellence. What you just did — it felt like magic. That was awesome.
— Kasim Aslam
"My Brain Gets It!"
I’m working on the Content Ecosystem Map we were talking about last night… it is SO much better for me to see it this way… at least right now.
I’m working with ChatGPT and it is actually fun work and gets me excited.
Thanks so much for this… my brain gets it!!!!
— Gwen S.
Our Mentor Team is Here to Support You
Our mentors aren’t arm‑chair experts—they’re active entrepreneurs who adapt their lessons for neurodivergent brains and teach what’s working right now. When you need deeper help in a specific area, they’re a DM or live call away.
Christina "Blue" Hooper
Business Design & Strategic Planning
"Mindset" Melanie Branch
Mindset, Motivation, & Neuro-Spicy Self-Care
Victoria "Queen V" Caldwell
Leadership, Teams, Operations
Adriana Richardson
Business Systems & Exit Planning
Antoinette Apolon
aka Red Lotus Chic
Real Estate & Credit Repair
Chañel Robe
Client Process & Change Management
Courtney Martin
Bookkeeping & Financial Clarity for Neuro-Spicys
Danielle Wilson
Sales Strategies & Systems for People Who Hate Selling
Kristina "KTina" Proctor
Time Management & Personal Systems
Pam Langord
M.A.G.I.C. Marketing & Funnel Strategist
Rhiannon Neuharth,
CFNC, CTIC
Nutrition & MTHFR Coach
Yari Velazquez
FableForge & HighLevel Tech Specialist
You Don’t Have to Do This Alone
You deserve a business built with your brain, not against it—and you don’t have to figure it out solo.
Join now to step onto the Yellow Brick Road, or book a curiosity call if you’d like to talk it through first.
"I was able to say it with confidence!"
I was a little nervous yesterday, but right out of the gate she asked what it is I do. Having had to practice this statement with you was more beneficial than I could have imagined.
I was able to say it with confidence and elaborate easily.
So, thank you!
— Yari V.
I really love the way that Christina teaches her information. She is a no-fluff type of teacher.
She gets right to the juicy stuff. I really enjoyed the trainings and got a lot of out of them and was able to implement them immediately.
— Manny Torres
"The most insightful, inspiring, and eye opening call I can recall ever having"
Christina, thank you so much for spending all that time with me on the call today! It was the most insightful, inspiring, and eye opening call I can recall ever having. I have already started working on my homework assignment by reaching out to a couple of my contacts in my network that own SaaS businesses. Hopefully they will say yes!
I am so ready to follow the path you laid out for me and thanks to you, I am confident that I can be successful under your tutelege.
I also signed up for your free academy course and am fired up to get moving on that too! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
— Wolf B.
Frequently asked questions
🤔 Still Got Questions?
No worries! We've got answers...
Do I have to be diagnosed with ADHD or autism to join?
Nope. Many of our students identify as neurodivergent but don’t have a formal diagnosis or are self-diagnosed.
If traditional business advice hasn’t worked for you — and you want something that actually fits your brain — you’re welcome here.
What is The Neuro-Spicy Academy?
It’s a business school built for ADHD and autistic entrepreneurs who want to grow a sustainable business that fits their brain, energy, and goals — without burnout.
Is this a course or a membership?
It’s both — kind of. You get access to a structured curriculum (The Yellow Brick Road), live calls, mentor support, bonus trainings, and a private community. It’s an ongoing program designed to support your growth at every stage.
How is this different from other business programs?
Most programs are built by entrepreneurs that teach what worked for them. We teach a flexible, stage-based system that helps you design a business that works for you... tailored to your life, your goals, your brain, and the people you want to work with.
You won’t just learn. You’ll actually build — with real support from mentors who are in the trenches too.
Can I join anytime?
Yes. Enrollment is open year‑round. If we ever pause briefly, it’s only to make sure new members get the support they need—never a gimmick to pressure you.
What if I'm not ready to join yet?
No rush. Subscribe to our free newsletter for neuro‑spicy business tips, live‑training invites, and first notice of any new resources—then jump in when the timing feels right.
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